ZeFrank - Santa must have been drinking

Father henry got a mail-order bride,
and good little Jodie got a box with nothing inside.
Rabbi Eli got a bona fide note from the Pope,
One-eyed Justin got a brand new stereoscope.

And then there's you baby, you got me,
Sitting here underneath the christmas tree.
There ain't no doubt about it baby, you can see,
Santa must have been drinking.

Well, Grandpa got a brand new car but he don't know how to drive,
Grandma got some chinaware but she ain't alive.
And my neighbour's 3 year-old boy, he's got a ratchet set
and my cousin's got something really strange, but how i forget.
Martin got a swimming pool, but he don't know how to swim
and Raymond got some shotgun shells, but i don't wanna talk about him.

And then there's you baby, you got me,
Sitting here underneath the christmas tree.
There ain't no doubt about it baby, you can see,
Santa must have been drinking.

And then there's you baby, you got me,
Sitting here underneath the christmas tree.
There ain't no doubt about it baby, you can see,
Santa must have been drinking.